Riverbears***You are required to be 18 years old and over to join Riverbears. ***You are required to read the rules here, or on the first three posts of this thread. If you can meet those two requirements you will be joining one of the best organized, socially active, entertaining and generous clans you will ever meet. BY THE GODS! Riverbears is a clan for active, mature people who uphold strong moral and family values, believe in the rule of law and the sanctity of marriage, are proud of their people and culture, maintain ethical personal beliefs, and indulge in brutally barbaric blood-thirsty ceremonies. In other words, they are a really great bunch of people to hang out with, if you are a Viking or want to become a Viking. The typical Riverbear plays CoC most days, but will occasionally have a day or two off to attend to the mundane details of life such as earning money, studying, mowing the lawn, eating dinner, and paying attention to their partner. A Riverbear cares little for trophy counts and rankings, either as an individual or for the clan. What is important to a Riverbear is a lively, funny, social chat with lots of donations going around, and lots of chat about CoC. Riverbears respect their fellow clan members and believe in assisting other players, especially new ones, to improve their villages, their tactics and strategy, with friendly helpful advice. Or they may just simply throw you off a nearby cliff. Depends on whether or not they like you, and how much beer they have been drinking. (Here's a tip, don't join us on a Saturday night) Sounds Great! How do I join? ....and please do tell me more about these brutally barbaric blood-thirsty ceremonies. To join follow these easy steps. 1) Read the first three posts page of this thread. Later on, after you have joined, read the rest of this first page. 2) Make a post on this thread. If you like, just say "hi, I would like to join" and tell us your in-game username. Then join us. Do not wait for a response on this thread from us, we will read iteventually. You are now ready to join Riverbears. 3) If you are already in a clan, leave it. 4) Search for Riverbears and apply to join. Please be patient while someone sees your request and accepts you in. Be prepared to chat at first and answer some mostly friendlyquestions from the Elders. The Elder's job is to make sure that new recruits have actually read the rules and to check recruits' age. We do not think this clan is suitable for children and we will remove any recruits who display childish behaviour. That's it. OK, still sounds good, I dislike clans full of brats and I know how to throw a battle-axe, but what are these rules you mentioned? And when do we jump in the longships and invade somewhere? The rules of our clan are contained in the Way of the Viking. Good mannered Vikings follow these rules. Bad mannered Vikings get burnt at the stake, chucked to the crocodiles, cast into volcanoes, feed to the sharks, squashed under Brian (our friendly but rather large pet elephant), or possibly have their beer substituted with Chardonnay. Yes. Shocking. But we are Vikings. We do not drink Chardonnay. WAY OF A VIKING... aka the rules To ensure a fair and reasonable Viking society where we are free to pillage and raid and drink out of skull cups it is necessary to have some rules. 1) Deliberately offensive language to any member will not be tolerated. An elder has the right to kick anyone who does this. The elder needs not consult with anyone to enforce this. This includes deliberate insults, swearing and derogatory language that no Viking would ever stoop so low to use. 2) Do not ask to be an elder. Do not even discuss it. Anyone asking to be elder or discussing it will be kicked immediately 3) Donations: (a) . Please only donate Archers. Nothing else unless someonespecificallyasksforit. arage your troop production so that you always have archers spare to donate. If you donate anything else then you have obviously not read the rules and we will not throw you off a cliff. No. We Vikings like a bit of variety. We will throw you into a Volcano instead. (b) Members are required to donate at least 200 troops per week. Any qualifying member who for personal in-real-life reasons knows they will not be able to meet this target may request "sleeper status", (see "Members' rights" for more details.) Note: New recruits are not expected to meet donation requirements immediately, especially if it is late in the week when they join. (c) Do not start asking for a donations without first saying something in chat. Just say "hi" when you log in at least. This is especially important for new members. Do pay attention to the chat. You are expected to check it to see if anyone else needs a donation. 4) You should always respond to an elder if they ask you a question. That is their way of checking that new recruits are paying attention to the chat. You may be kicked if you do not respond to an Elder or the leader. In fact it is highly likely you will be kicked. 5) Respect. As a mature minded person you will respect others and deserve respect in return. This means you don't mind donating your high level archers in return for lower level archers because you know its more important to help each other than to worry about the level of troops you receive. When you give advice to other members about tactics and the layout of their village you do so in a friendly manner without any trace of sarcasm or condensation, because you know everyone is at a different stages in the game and some have been playing it for less time than others. Any member who repeatedly does not show respect may be kicked. 6) To remain in Riverbears you must have posted on this thread. Or be a visiting member of the Bear Empire. You may have heard something about cliffs and pillows before. When we discover a member has not posted, then they will have a very close up and personal experience with a cliff. Both from up at the top of it and at the bottom. Some leeway will be shown with this, obviously, since we are sometimes an open invitation clan. We will allow time for new recruits to post. 7) We worship THOR, a mighty Viking God, if you do not know this when an elder asks you, then you have obviously not read the rules and you will be burnt at the stake. We have no place for heretics in our clan. Thor will see the smoke rising and know that we are doing His holy work. Doubtless Thor will be pleased with us and grant our warriors extra strength in battle. BY THOR! 8) A member may be kicked if they display immature behaviour. Two elders who are online at the time must together agree with each other that the player in question is being immature and should be kicked. 9) Do not leave the clan unless you have posted the reason in this thread. This clan is not a drop in centre for hobos and tramps. Anyone who leaves the clan without first letting us know will never be welcome again. No exceptions. 10) Inter-clan movement. We have a total of five sister clans. Riverbears, Cavebears, Skybears, Thunderbears and Icebears. Members should request permission from elders and post in this thread to reserve their spot. If no elder is online, wait. Members are also encouraged to post their intentions in the relevant thread to avoid being mistaken for clan hoppers. While you are in another bear clan, you are expected to follow all of their rules – which may differ from the Rvierbears. |
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